batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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