Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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