Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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