i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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