8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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