new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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