hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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