I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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