Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
