just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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