Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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