I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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