you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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