So gin and wine won't be happening again
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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