sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Terrible idea I love it
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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