This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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