im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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