D3 body, D1 cock
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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