Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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