Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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