I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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