i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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