no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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