I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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