We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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