You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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