Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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