My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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