hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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