CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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