It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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