Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
bring money and cleavage
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
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