So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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