this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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