you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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