bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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