Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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