He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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