My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
im on a boat
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