A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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