This is not my ceiling
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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