Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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