just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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