can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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