Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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