Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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