I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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