Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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