I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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