id be glad to
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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