So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Randomize
