That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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