The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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