How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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