I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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