I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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