We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
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